Monday, November 16, 2009

Hospital Bloopers????

ACTUAL writings from hospital charts





1. The patient refused autopsy.





2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.





3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.





4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very


hot in bed last night.





5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.





6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it


disappeared.





7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be


depressed.





8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.





9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission





10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but


forgetful.





11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.





12. She is numb from her toes down.





13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.





14. The skin was moist and dry.





15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.





16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.





17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid





18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she


got a divorce.





19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical


therapy.





20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.





21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.





22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.





23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.





24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.





25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Hospital Bloopers????
# those were hilarious.. i'll give u the 10 marks if i could ! but the least i could do is give u star*
Reply:hahaha my sides are splitting
Reply:some of those are great.


leave it up to the people that we pay big money to, to make such hysterical errors when writting on our charts!
Reply:Are you serious? That's kind of scary. But funny, funny.
Reply:They would be very funny, if they weren't so true.
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very Funny...OMG! Are they true???
Reply:I'll try to use some of those.
Reply:good ! lol
Reply:These are actually Codes! I'm in Health Records Coding were we give codes for the procedure and or diagnosis. My teacher gave these to us for a laugh! Some of them are new and very funny
Reply:wicked x


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