Disgusting joke, make sure you don't have to eat dinner soon?

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.


He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he barfs up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"

Disgusting joke, make sure you don't have to eat dinner soon?
im so stupid! i shoulve listened to your warning! im eating!
Reply:LOL.





I dine on the shattered dreams of homeless people. Mmmm Mmmm GOOD!





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Reply:Your right! That is a disgusting joke.
Reply:sick!!
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha!!!dang that makes me hungry
Reply:that is soooo gross lol that is a good 1!♥!♥!
Reply:Eeeeew. That's so disgusting. You don't eat cat, everyone knows that rat tastes better. Oh great, now I'm hungry!!
Reply:awwwwwwwwwwwwww


man that is sick..





I like it...
Reply:Hey! This is better than diet pills,it wont cause money, now I dont feel like eating,excuse me,I need badly to the bathroom to puke...
Reply:sick, sick . . .
Reply:That is DISGUSTING! excuse me while i barf! and you forgot to mention that the bums were STUPID bums!i mean, the cat could have died from disease,or it may have got killed by a rabid dog and gotten rabies. but it would be a gold mine for people who want a dozen tape worms. sorry, just not my kinda joke.
Reply:That's very good! What a moving friendship:





Lots of bird's parents regurgitate food to feed their young.
Reply:9/10
Reply:"Y U C K !"
Reply:GROSS!! Ha Ha Ha!