Sick joke. you've been warned?

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.


He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"


"Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"


The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.


A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.


The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"








star if you damn near puked :)

Sick joke. you've been warned?
Ergh...there's another warm meal on the floor........%26gt;.%26gt;;;
Reply:that wasent that sick
Reply:ewwww thats soo funny ahahahaha
Reply:wow, thats kinda gross dude, i wouldnt tell that one at a party. Sorry.
Reply:its pretty good,


I like it,
Reply:I didn't feel the need to puke but it certainly made my mouth drop open. haha sick!
Reply:eww!! thats GROSS!!!!
Reply:BLLABDHEIDFIU OWWWW BLAKJSHJDH OUCH I JUST FJKJDHJ PUKED
Reply:aw man! thats one sick funny joke.
Reply:i was waiting for the punchline... that joke kinda sucked
Reply:that's funnily gross!





imagine if the Farelly brothers made a movie out of this!
Reply:oh damn, LMFAO!!!


ymmf
Reply:yes "puked"





lol ..nope nothing came outa my mouth but a few giggles =p
Reply:LoL....sick
Reply:I heard the same joke about camels and there were maggots in the camel. You're supposed to tell it over a meal of curry and rice.
Reply:Not really funny, just disgusting.