Absolute cracker 9................hahaha!?

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.





He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.





He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"





"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"





The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.





A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."





And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.





The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!!!"

Absolute cracker 9................hahaha!?
Oh yuck. yuck,yuck,yuck.
Reply:ROFL! Thats just disgustingly funny. hahaha!
Reply:you my friend are a sick puppy
Reply:hahahaha hehehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahahaha heheheheheheheheheheheh hahahahahahhahaha i cant stop laughing
Reply:That is SICK on all levels. I'm sorry but that's not even close to funny. It's making fun of people who are "worse" off than you. Which puts you on a level lower than them. Maybe next time, you should actually post something worth reading.
Reply:Absolute Cracker? Not even close.